Theatrical Thrill-seeker Gifts

Acting School.

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Greatest Show on Earth

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Chiller Theatre

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Marco ..."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Bears going water skiing.

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators