Fun-seeking Thrill Chaser T-Shirts

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Dairy Devil

"Ahh, shade."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Clown Nightmares

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Jumping in the deep end.

Budget tattoos.

Tunnel of Quickies

A politicians runs from race horses

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

Santa Snowboarding

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'

Lawyer-Country Safari

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Lawnmower racing

1937, St. Paul, Minnesota. After a series of tragic accidents, horse racing is finally discontinued...

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'