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"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Dairy Devil

"Ahh, shade."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Swinging through the jungle.

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Clown Nightmares

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Jumping in the deep end.

Tunnel of Quickies

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

Santa Snowboarding

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'

A politicians runs from race horses

Lawyer-Country Safari

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Lawnmower racing

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

1937, St. Paul, Minnesota. After a series of tragic accidents, horse racing is finally discontinued...

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'

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Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

"Please turn off all mobiles."