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Tunnel of Workaholics

Golfing Boss

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Fine. And you?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Streaming"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

Swinging through the jungle.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

' Love and pole vault'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

Clown Nightmares

Dennis Hopper

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

People fishing and relaxing