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'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Dairy Devil

Swinging through the jungle.

"Woah - random!"

"Is there anybody there?"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Tunnel of Workaholics

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

Tunnel of Dove.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Santa Snowboarding

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Tunnel of Quickies

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'

Meet Sexy Cougars

"You tricked me. You said we were going hunting today."

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

'You're under arrest for grand theft auto.'

"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."