Unexpected Surprise Seeker T-Shirts

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"Woah - random!"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"