Unexpected Joy Seeker T-Shirts

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I didn't spark joy."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Welcome Spring.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Happy Days Are Here Again

Thank you bubbles

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Jumping Man

WHACK!

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"