Sneaky Surprise Seeker T-Shirts

Checking the closet.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

New York Netherworld

Sweet surprise.

Open House of Horrors

WHACK!

Secret sweetie drawer...

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Welcome Ghost.

Starvation Watching

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"He did it!"

Tree Squirrel

"Your mascara is running."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'