Sneaky Surprise Seeker Pillows

Checking the closet.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

Open House of Horrors

New York Netherworld

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

WHACK!

Secret sweetie drawer...

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Welcome Ghost.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'