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"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

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'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

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The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

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"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Two men converse secretively

Scarecrow.

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

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