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"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Modern Godot

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

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"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Two men converse secretively

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'