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"I can see everything that goes on in this paper mill. I call it 'Paper-View'."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Science Applied to Art

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Street trader tricking police.

"No. I can still see you."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Undercover Agent

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

a drink at the pub

Power theft on mobile phones

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."