Surprise Seeker Pillows

'Yah, sure. You betcha. Go ahead and get the big net.'

'Did I startle you?'

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Wordilly Durdillies - Woody Alien

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."

Photocopier Paper Plane

"Oh, goody."

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

Happy Birthday.

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Before you open it, you've got to guess!'

'What's the big secret?'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

'Gee, like I never saw THAT coming.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"They threw a surprise retirement party at work... It was for me!"

Suggestions box pops up some toast.

"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."

WHACK!

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

Fresh egg...?

Bob's unexpected Father's Day gift...

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

Water Drop with a Surprise

A surprise in the fine print

The return of Brad

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."