Surprise Seeker Pillows

'Yah, sure. You betcha. Go ahead and get the big net.'

'Did I startle you?'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."

Photocopier Paper Plane

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

"Oh, goody."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

WHACK!

"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

Fresh egg...?

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Bob's unexpected Father's Day gift...

Suggestions box pops up some toast.

'Before you open it, you've got to guess!'

'What's the big secret?'

Water Drop with a Surprise

"They threw a surprise retirement party at work... It was for me!"

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

Tree Squirrel

Rabbit in a Hat

"Come see who's buried next to your dad."

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."