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"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

'You're under arrest for grand theft auto.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Is there anybody there?"

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Formula One kids road rage

A politicians runs from race horses

Early critics.

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

Stuart Accidentally Pushes The Dejection Button.

Cyber Crime.

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

"I just need to send one quick e-mail then I'm all yours."

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."