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"Is there anybody there?"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

This place makes me jumpy...

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

A house haunts a man.

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

'We can't go on meeting like this.'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Wow, looks like you are ready for Halloween!"

2 jazz musicians

Stuart Accidentally Pushes The Dejection Button.

"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

'You're under arrest for grand theft auto.'

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

The Attack of the BIG SNOW!

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."