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2 jazz musicians

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Colonial Larrysburg.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

"Is there anybody there?"

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Cherub string quartets

"Never too old to rock and roll."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Smashed harp...

Happy Hour at Harry's

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

Centaur Driver

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"The guard house is straight ahead, but I tell you right now there's been some mistake."