Ghostly Vibes Seeker Gifts

2 jazz musicians

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Old Book Smell

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

"Is there anybody there?"

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

Gustave Charpentier

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Cherub string quartets

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

John Lennon

Smashed harp...

Happy Hour at Harry's

Centaur Driver

Cassandra Wilson

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"The guard house is straight ahead, but I tell you right now there's been some mistake."