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"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Is there anybody there?"

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Night of the Living Reindeer

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

A house haunts a man.

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

The Big Jump

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Santa Snowboarding

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

A politicians runs from race horses

Extreme Carolling

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

With a little ingenuity, Howie was able to feel like he was truly channel surfing.

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

Acting School.

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.