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"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Is there anybody there?"

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

A house haunts a man.

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

Extreme Carolling

Santa Snowboarding

A politicians runs from race horses

The Big Jump

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'