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'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Tunnel of Workaholics

Swinging through the jungle.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"How much if I pedal?"

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Final clearance sale.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"How much for just the ring?"

Jumping in the deep end.

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

'We're only going for a week, but he's determined not to be fleeced by roadside cafes.'

Santa Snowboarding

Tunnel of Quickies

George wanted the cheapest holiday he could find...

"Why save 30% on a holiday deal if we can save 100% if we stay at home?"

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

"How about Nebraska? The dollar's still strong in Nebraska."

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Harry leaves the Bank Manager's office having been told he's badly overdrawn.

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

"I'd like a budget flight with upgraded snacks."

Lawnmower racing

PoundStore

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"