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"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"How much for just the ring?"

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Jumping in the deep end.

Budget tattoos.

Tunnel of Quickies

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

A politicians runs from race horses

Santa Snowboarding

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

"Don't worry, Susan. We all work better with a deadline."

Look before you leap.

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

'You're under arrest for grand theft auto.'

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