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"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

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"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"