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'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Wow! An old penny!'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"It's been adjusted for inflation."

'We're gonna need an accountant.'

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

'It says, 'He who dies with most toys is still dead'.'

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'I've been out here a long time. Is it still $35 an ounce?'

"You know we should spend some of this!"

"Woohoo!! I'm rich! Rich!!! For the rest of my life I can sit on the beach, fishing and watching the ocean!"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Have you come across any of the rate earths - praseodymium, gadolinium, dysprosum - stuff like that?"

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

Laborer stealing archeological discoveries

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Gold at the end of the rainbow...but the IRS is waiting!

'Something tells me we're close!'

End of the Rainbow.

Octopus Diver Trap

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"I've decided to collect ancient treasures."

"Here, use my lighter."

'Absolute rubbish, worth nothing. You greedy old devil!'

'We're not going to insure it until you get arid of that.'

"...and to my beloved nephew, John... I leave the location of my secret fishing spot!"

Pandora's Safety Deposit Box.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Garbage Dump/Used Gems