Purveyor Of Playful Arguments Gifts

I knew you'd take Chuck's side

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

The Meaning of Life

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

Unison plans strikes

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.