Lighthearted Arguer Gifts

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

PSA Banter.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Let's take in a trial."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'I had multiple personalities.'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

The Invention of the Tea Light

Wheels for all purposes.

Jesus the comedian.

"Dude, don't say it..."

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'