Lighthearted Communicator Gifts

Greetings cards

PSA Banter.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Push for Disco...

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Shall I be mother?

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"Wanna go out?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'I had multiple personalities.'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

The Invention of the Tea Light

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Wheels for all purposes.

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.