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PSA Banter.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Push for Disco...

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Do you come here often?'

Shall I be mother?

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"Wanna go out?"

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"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Wheels for all purposes.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.