Playful Communicator Pillows

'This is really cool Joey. How do I text?'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A man enters house wearing a sandwich board, which reads: Hi honey I'm home.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

"Of course I could have delivered this letter into your post box but hauling it up to the fourth floor is my personal pleasure! Ummmhh....I mean it's my personal service!"

'You're breaking up.'

Emoticon Prison.

Text message caption: 'M GETIN IN TCH WIV MI INR CHILD.'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'You're grounded. Stop telling your friends you're 'under house arrest'.'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Direct Marketing...

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Target your message

Wordplay: Export.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Time for speeches

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."