Sporty Communicator Pillows

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Time for speeches

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

Shark SMS Text

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Passionate about Football.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

I think I have too many apps.