Ghostly Sports Communicator Pillows

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Don't even think about it."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"You're on mute."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"I have grave news."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"