Ghostly Communicator Pillows

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Ghost School.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Don't even think about it."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Mime marriage.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"You're on mute."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I have grave news."