Ghost Whisperers Pillows

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"You're on mute."

'Is anybody there?'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Is this Seat Taken?

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"