Ghost Whisperers Gifts

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"You're on mute."

'Is anybody there?'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Ok, you were right – Dogs can see ghosts.

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Is this Seat Taken?

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'