Spirit Whisperers Pillows

"Uh-oh...Today the ghosts are not happy!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"You're on mute."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"