Seer Whisperers Pillows

First Annual Psychic Convention

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'First weeds of spring.'

Man and Machine snoozing

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Merry Christmas.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

The Lawman

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"You're on mute."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"