Seer Whisperers Pillows

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'First weeds of spring.'

Man and Machine snoozing

Merry Christmas.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

The Lawman

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"You're on mute."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'