Saw Whisperer Pillows

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Lovely dovetail."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Walking in the woods.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Woodwork

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

Surfer and the Whale

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"My turn."

Alas, poor Yorick!

Practical Woodworm...

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"Redwood or oak?"

Rodin's Block