Saw Whisperer Gifts

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Lovely dovetail."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Walking in the woods.

Woodwork

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

First Annual Psychic Convention

Surfer and the Whale

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

Practical Woodworm...

Alas, poor Yorick!

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"My turn."

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Darwin sculpture evolves.

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.