Shell Whisperer Gifts

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Turtle Hat

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Choose, Fenster

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."