Star Whisperer Gifts

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Just be yourself."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Turtle Hat

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"