Star Whisperer Prints

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

The unobservable universe

"Just be yourself."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Turtle Hat

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.