Sawdust Whisperer Gifts

"Lovely dovetail."

Woodwork

Turtle Hat

Bassoons.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Another nice wave.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Will you please stop yelling "nailed it" every time you hammer something!

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Flautist

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

Carpenter's Workshop.

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Hard working executive talks to his fish.

Hopkins!?!

'It looks fishy to me.'

Say it with cacti

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.