Wasp Whisperer Gifts

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

Wasp being sprayed.

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Worm Charmer

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"