Wasp Whisperer Mugs

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

Wasp being sprayed.

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The Worm Charmer

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Wolf Karaoke

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"