Worm Whisperers Gifts

Palliative care for worms.

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'It is, it is-a real worm.'

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

'Well have a good trip and remember to send us a compostcard!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Polly txt speak

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Worm Charmer

"This never happened."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Mantis Love

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Nice jingle!'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'I could eat you.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"You're completely screwed up."

Biodiversity

David Attenborough's Morning

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I'm in disguise."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Birds with Headphones

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."