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Palliative care for worms.

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'It is, it is-a real worm.'

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

'Well have a good trip and remember to send us a compostcard!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Polly txt speak

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Worm Charmer

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"This never happened."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Mantis Love

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'I could eat you.'

'Nice jingle!'

Biodiversity

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"You're completely screwed up."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

David Attenborough's Morning

Birds with Headphones

"I'm in disguise."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.