Bug Whisperers T-Shirts

"You have your father's eyes."

'I'm afraid I can't get rid of your pests on account of a - seniority!'

"I'm just trying to take one day at a time!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

Children's Parties

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

I guess she had other plans for you.

The Worm Charmer

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Collies Without Borders

Raised by Dogs

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This never happened."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Mantis Love

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I could eat you.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."