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Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Worm getting smucked by golf club.

Superior Trout Flies, Inc. - "Is there any truth to the nasty rumor that you have been known to fish with worms?"

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head... Hope he'll be OK...'

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

'Well, that's the third one of us to go in and not come up. Maybe learning to swim is a bad idea.'

'Duck!'

'It's quite a gruesome scene out here today - body parts regenerating everywhere.'

Making compost.

'Do me a favor and talk about the warm weather and the buds and the blossoms, but don't talk about the first robin of spring.'

'You bet I'm a bookworm: I'm a member of seven book clubs!'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

"You're early."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'My goodness,George,let him have it It's only a worm.'

"You're going to have to stand up to that bully! Are you spineless or what?!"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

"Good day at work..?"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Now what? No sense trying to bury him ? he's dead.'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

Worm Stop.

"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"No luck yet? What bait are you using?"

'Hurry with those worms, Abul.'

'Just where did you get these worms anyway?'