Spider Whisperer T-Shirts

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Spider Facts.

'I'm on the web.'

Spider Tennis

"I'm off the grid."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Worm Charmer

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

Turtle Hat

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Reverse psychology

Mantis Love

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.