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'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

"No Wasps!"

'The good news is I got an 'A' on my science project. Brace yourself for the bad news.'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Professor...what are you doing?

"Ouch!"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

Mantis Love

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

"Who's your new friend?"

"Oh there was a locust plague alright and lots and lots of possible love interests, but your mum was a real standout..."

College for flys

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"He survived nuclear Armageddon. But he doesn't like to talk about it."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

The Worm Charmer

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."