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"But you sais if we'd appease them with a little more food, they'd go away."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Quick, start the car!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'