Critter Whisperer Prints

"But you sais if we'd appease them with a little more food, they'd go away."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Dog Dreams

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You know too much!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."