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'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

"Storm's a-brewin."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'I've come for a refund!'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

'...and don't ever get near his nose. You never know where that thing's been!'

'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

'I haven't been kicked once since I bought this new thermometer.'

"I don't like the look of things, Henshaw."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'I know what you were thinking!'

"So glad you could both make it! Gerald's in the garden, digging up tonight's dinner..."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"Warm nose, eh, I want him to eat some grass, throw up and call me in the morning."

"You roosters won't get kicked out of the house if you just act normal."

'English is their second language.'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

I've turned to the darkside!

'Stop it - you know I can't resist that mating call thing!'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'

'Where's my parrot? -- the dirty bum is in the witness protection program!'

"It doesn't bother me so much since he signed that NDA."

"We just came from the stupidest meadow."

"You're completely screwed up."

"This never happened."

"It's not your fault, do you understand? It's not your fault... say it with me."